luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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gingahhh:

when he finally shows you his dick

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flawlessdiamondprincess:

iheartharlena:

flawlessdiamondprincess:

@god where is my long-haired 6’4 rich male model bf who I use to help launch my Instagram model career and eventually leave for Drake???? Huh???

Harry Styles… leave him for Harry Styles. 

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please 

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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

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nomorefreerandy:

A BETTER VIEW

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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backdoorteenmom:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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